make your own miracles

Sharmy's here!!

actually weftaneee got it wrong
my name is paris
and i love paris hilton
when i was little (ok last mnth) i cried wen i was drunk bcos i reeeli wish paris hilton was my sister
AND this creepy indian lady told me that if i want to be sumthing REEEELLLLI BAD
then in my nxt life that wat i will be

SOO. im gna be a celebrity in my next life
OH and i love white ppl
and i love baked beans (only the heinz brand one tho)
and i love paris hilton (oh wait ive said that alredi)
and i hate my ex bf. no wait just his arm muscles and 6pack.
why is he so hot?

AND i love pink
and i love things that are pink and fluffly and glittery
AND i love my best frend mel (she wishes she was a harajuku girl)
AND most of all i love stephanie erika martin erika chan ohayo gozaimusu arigato saynarra sushi

the end. overr and out x

posted at 12:20 PM 0 comments

0 Comments: